Michael Scott Im Definitely Ready to Get Hurt Again

NBC's The Function is nevertheless one of the nearly popular sitcoms to date, despite the evidence final back in 2013. Of course, Netflix has something to practice with that, as although it's no longer available on the streamer, the years it spent on Netflix reeled in a whole new fanbase of all ages. Unfortunately, the Steve Carell-led comedy left the platform for NBC's own, Peacock, at the start of 2021, and we miss information technology dearly.

For all those Netflix users who miss Dunder Mifflin's Regional Managing director Michael Scott (Carell) and wish The Role was nevertheless bachelor to stream on the site, we're here to condolement you with the best of the best quotes from the serial. And yes, they're all said by Michael. Check them out below, categorized for your convenience.

Funny Michael Scott quotes

1. "The worst matter nigh prison was the dementors."

2. "I am Beyoncé, always."

3. "Sometimes I'll offset a sentence, and I don't even know where it's going. I but promise I find information technology forth the way."

4. "Well, well, well how the turntables."

5. "You all took a life here today. Y'all did. The life of the party."

6. "Wikipedia is the best thing e'er. Anyone in the globe can write anything they want nigh any field of study. So you know you are getting the best possible information."

7. "I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a office of one someday."

8. "I'm non superstitious just I am a piffling stitious."

Information technology never gets old when Michael Scott messes up well-known phrases and adds his own touch to them. And no one ever corrects him! It'southward hilarious. He gets abroad with a lot on The Office, and his made-up sayings are included.

ix. "If I had a gun with ii bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."

10. "'You lot talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?' Raging Bull, Pacino."

11. "You don't know me, you've only seen my penis."

12. "Mmm. Sort of an oaky afterbirth."

13. "And I knew exactly what to do, simply in a much more than real sense I had no idea what to do."

xiv. "I feel like all my kids grew upward and so they married each other. It'due south every parents' dream."

15. "Ryan'due south about to attend the Michael Scott School of Business organisation. I'thou like Mr. Miyagi and Yoda rolled into ane."

16. "I declare bankruptcy!"

17. "Exercise I need to exist liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I savour existence liked. I accept to be liked, but it's not like this compulsive need to be liked, like my need to be praised."

xviii. "I've got to make certain that YouTube comes down to tape this."

19. "There's no such thing every bit an appropriate joke. That's why it'southward called a joke."

20. "When the son of the deposed king of Nigeria emails y'all directly, request for assistance, you help! His father ran the freaking country! Ok?"

Michael is probably the most gullible character on The Office, along with Erin. Yous could play a trick on him into annihilation, and his innocence and good intentions is what makes him so redeemable as a character.

THE Function — "Gay Witch Chase" Episode i — Aired 9/21/06 — Pictured: (l-r) Rainn Wilson every bit Dwight Schrute, Steve Carell as Michael Scott (Photo by Justin Lubin/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)

21. "I am going to drib a deuce on everybody."

22. "Number 8. Learn how to have off a adult female'south bra: You but twist your hand until something breaks."

23. "Webster's Dictionary defines wedding every bit: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch."

24. "I am running abroad from my responsibilities. And it feels proficient."

25. "Mini-cupcakes? As in the mini version of regular cupcakes? Which is already a mini version of block? Honestly, where does it finish with you people?"

26. "Saw Inception. Or at least I dreamt I did…"

27. "Guess what, I take flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes I spend too much fourth dimension volunteering. Occasionally I'll striking somebody with my car. So sue me."

28. "Where are the turtles?!"

29. "They're trying to make me an escape goat."

xxx. "I'thou dead inside."

31. "I don't hate it. I but don't like it at all and it's terrible."

32. "There were these huge bins of clothes and everybody was rifling through them similar crazy. And I grabbed one and it fit! So I don't think that this is totally just a woman'south suit. At the very to the lowest degree it'south bisexual."

33. "Mo' money, mo' problems."

34. "This morning I saw a YouTube video with a puppy riding a motorcycle. And so my bar for stunning is pretty high."

35. "I don't understand. We accept a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here."

36. "Discover out if at that place are any skeletons in his attic."

37. "I have cause. It is because I detest him."

38. "Friends joke with one some other. Hey, you're poor. Hey, your momma'south dead. That's what friends do."

39. "I learned a while back, that if I don't text 911 people will not return my calls. Um, only now people always return my calls because, they think that something horrible, has happened."

xl. "Jim and I are great friends. We hang out a ton, mostly at work."

41. "That's what she said!"

42. "You lot are as creepy as a real serial killer. For real."

43. "I'1000 not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, merely I wasn't fifty-fifty close. And so I thought perchance by 40, but past 40, I had less money than I did when I was 30."

44. "When I discovered YouTube, I didn't work for five days."

45. "It's never likewise early for ice foam."

46. "It's a good matter Russia doesn't exist anymore."

47. "Here it is, centre of New York City, Times Square. Named for the good times you accept when you lot're in it."

48. "Nosotros're all homos. Human being… Sapiens."

49. "I relish having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the odor of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I practise it myself. So, almost nights earlier I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill. So I get to slumber. When I wake up, I plug in the grill, I go back to slumber again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon."

50. "Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate. So he's not really a part of our family unit. As well, he's divorced, then he'southward not really a function of his family."

Everyone loves how much Michael hates Toby on The Role. There'southward a fan theory floating around challenge the reason why he feels so strongly towards him. As Mental Floss reported, this theory says that considering Michael had a tough upbringing with a cleaved home, he resents Toby for not being able to brand his own spousal relationship work. It'southward definitely a stretch, merely hey, people intendance enough about their relationship to make up theories, which is pretty funny.

THE Role — "Business concern Ethics" Episode ii — Pictured: Steve Carell as Michael Scott (Photograph by Justin Lubin/NBC/NBCU Photo Banking company via Getty Images)

51. "I don't come up upwardly with this stuff, I just forwards information technology along. You wouldn't abort the guy who was merely passing drugs from ane guy to some other."

52. "I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I sentinel reality dating shows like a militarist, and I acquire. I blot information from the strategies of the winners and the losers. Actually, I probably larn more than from the losers."

53. "Tell him to phone call me ASAP as possible."

54. "It'south not like alcohol ever killed anyone."

55. "I know information technology's illegal in Pennsylvania, just it's for charity, and I consider myself a bully philanderer."

56. "Like right hither is my favorite New York pizza joint. And I'thousand going to become get me a New York slice."

57. "Nobody likes beets, Dwight! Why don't y'all grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy."

58. "It takes yous thirty seconds to brush your teeth? Wow, that'due south x times as long as information technology takes me."

59. "Hi, I'm Date Mike. Nice to meet me. How do you like your eggs in the morning time?"

threescore. "I guess the mental attitude that I've tried to create here is that I'm a friend first and a boss second and probably an entertainer tertiary."

61. "It's simply beyond words. It's incalculable."

62. "I call back Angela might be gay. Could Oscar and Angela be having a gay matter? Perchance! Is that what this is about?"

63. "You lot volition not dice! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is President! You are black, Stanley!"

64. "It takes an advanced humor. I don't wait everyone to sympathize."

65. "Opposite psychology is an crawly tool. I don't know if you lot guys know about it, but, basically, you brand someone think the reverse of what y'all believe. And that tricks them into doing something stupid. Works like a charm."

Michael Scott inspirational quotes

66. "Whenever I'g well-nigh to do something, I retrieve, 'Would an idiot exercise that?' and if they would, I do non do that thing."

67. "The only fourth dimension I ready the bar low is for limbo. Always go on the bar raised no matter what."

68. "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

These "inspirational" Michael Scott quotes might only be inspirational to him, simply they're super hilarious for us to recollect well-nigh. Imagine proverb any of these things seriously!

THE Role — "Did I Stutter" Episode #4016 — Airdate 05/01/2008 — Pictured: Steve Carell as Michael Scott (Photograph by Chris Haston/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)

69. "My philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live past. And I always have. And I e'er will. Don't, ever, for whatsoever reason, do anything, to anyone, for whatsoever reason, always, no thing what, no matter where, or who you are with, or, or where y'all are going, or, or where you've been. Ever. For any reason. Whatever."

70. "Sometimes y'all have to accept a break from existence the kind of boss that's always trying to teach people things. Sometimes yous just take to be the boss of dancing."

71. "Society teaches united states that having feelings and crying is bad and incorrect. Well, that'due south baloney, because grief isn't wrong. In that location'south such a matter as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown."

72. "May your hats fly every bit high as your dreams."

73. "Y'all know, sometimes to go perspective, I like to think almost a spaceman on a star, incredibly far away. And our problems don't matter to him because we're just a distant betoken of light."

74. "Skilful managers don't fire. They hire and inspire."

75. "Saved a life. My ain. Am I a hero? I actually can't say, but yes."

76. "You know what they say? Fool me once, strike one just fool me twice, strike three."

77. "I'm an early on bird and I'm a night owl then I'm wise and I have worms."

78. "Hate is the most useless of all emotions. Success is the all-time revenge."

79. "People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business concern are most man connections. And computers are near trying to murder you lot in a lake. And to me the selection is piece of cake."

80. "Abraham Lincoln one time said that, 'If you're a racist, I volition attack yous with the Northward.' And those are the principles that I carry with me in the workplace."

81. "Y'all should never settle for who you are. Always go for better if it exists. Sometimes this is all there is to improve yourself."

82. "You may look around and meet two groups here: white-neckband, blue-collar. But I don't see it that way, and you lot know why not? Because I am neckband-blind."

83. "We do non always get what we want. Sometimes life presents us with surprises."

84. "An office is for not dying. An part is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to… An office is a place where dreams come true."

85. "I guess I've been working then hard, I forgot what information technology's like to be hardly working."

Michael Scott birthday quotes

86. "Fun fact: I share my birthday with Eva Longoria. So, I accept a perfect ice billow if I ever meet Teri Hatcher."

87. "Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone'south ever done for these people and they freak-out. Well happy altogether Jesus, deplorable your party's then lame."

Michael Scott is big on parties, so it makes sense he takes his ain altogether very seriously, along with his loved ones'. He also has a affair most age and getting older, as evidenced when he discovered how old Pam's mom Helene was on her birthday. That scene is nonetheless so cringe-worthy!

THE Role — "Launch Political party" Episode iii — Aired x/xi/2007 — Pictured: (l-r) Oscar Nunez as Oscar Martinez, Brian Baumgartner as Kevin Malone, Leslie David Bakery as Stanley Hudson, Ed Helms as Andy Bernard, Steve Carell as Michael Scott, Mindy Kaling as Kelly Kapoor, Phyllis Smith as Phyllis Lapin, Creed Bratton as Creed Bratton, and Angela Kinsey as Angela Martin (Photograph past Justin Lubin/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)

88. "A great boss will say, 'Hey, it's my birthday. Celebrate yourselves, because you lot are the ones who made me bully, and I volition acknowledge your contributions with donuts.'"

89. "When I was seven, my mother hired a pony and a cart to come up to my firm for all the kids. And I got a really bad rash. From the pony. had to get within, and my mother was rubbing cream on me, for probably iii hours, and I never came outside. And by the time I got out, the pony was already in the truck and effectually the corner. So that was my worst birthday."

90. "Not necessary, the political party planning committee is all over information technology. They've been working 24/7 all day yesterday."

Michael Scott love quotes

91. "Dear is the h2o of life, beverage deeply."

92. "I live by one rule: No function romances, no manner. Very messy, inappropriate… no. But, I alive by some other rule: Just exercise it… Nike."

93. "Brand friends starting time, brand sales 2nd, make dear third. In no particular order."

94. "If you break that daughter'due south heart, I volition kill you. That's merely a figure of speech. But seriously, if you intermission that daughter's heart, I will literally impale y'all and your unabridged family."

95. "Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable."

96. "No question almost it, I am ready to get hurt again."

Michael Scott wears his heart on his sleeve and loves to put himself out at that place. Although it doesn't e'er work out for him, we beloved how much he tries!

97. "Hate to see you exit, but honey to watch yous go. 'Cause of your barrel."

98. "This is where I fell in love with you lot, and this is where I ask you to marry me."

99. "Well, it'due south love at kickoff sight. Really, it was… No, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first come across with my ears."

100. "You lot cheated on me? When I specifically asked you not to?"

Michael Scott Christmas quotes

101. "This is Christmas spirit, every bit in spirits, booze."

102 ."Guess who I am sitting here dressed as. I volition give you a hint: His concluding name is Christ; He has the power of flying and can heal leopards."

103. "St. Patrick's Day is the closest thing the Irish gaelic take to Christmas."

104. "The name is Bail… Santa Bond. I'll take an eggnog, shaken non stirred."

105. "Christmas is awesome. Commencement of all, you get to spend time with people you lot love. Secondly, you can go drunk and no one can say anything. Third, you give presents. What's better than giving presents? And fourth, getting presents."

106. "Uh oh. Looks like Santa was a piddling naughty."

107. "I would like a nice slice of Christmas Pam. Side of candy Pams. And peradventure some Pam chops…with mint."

108. "Everyone wants the iPod. It'southward a huge hit. Almost a Christmas miracle."

Carell no incertitude fabricated The Office what information technology was, and many fans were disappointed when he left the series. This, of course, made it all the more special when he returned in the ii-office finale, surprising Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson) and Angela Martin (Angela Kinsey) on their wedding 24-hour interval. It still makes me emotional just thinking near their long-awaited reunion!

THE OFFICE — "Sabre" Episode 615 — Pictured: John Krasinski as Jim Halpert, Steve Carell equally Michael Scott — Photo by: Chris Haston/NBCU Photo Banking concern

While many other shows take seen reboots, revivals, or reunions in recent years, we probably shouldn't look one from The Office, sadly. In 2018, Carell told Esquire that he felt revisiting the evidence would exist a "bad idea," explaining:

"Just apart from the fact that I just don't think that's a adept idea, it might be impossible to do that prove today and accept people accept it the mode it was accepted x years ago. The climate'southward unlike. I mean, the whole thought of that grapheme, Michael Scott, so much of information technology was predicated on inappropriate behavior. I mean, he's certainly non a model boss. A lot of what is depicted on that testify is completely incorrect-minded. That's the signal, you know? But I only don't know how that would wing now. There'due south a very high sensation of offensive things today—which is practiced, for certain. Simply at the same time, when you lot accept a grapheme similar that too literally, it doesn't really work."

The same can't exist said for all of the stars of The Office, however. John Krasinski was all for the thought a few years back, while Ellie Kemper suggested they should reunite to practise another Christmas episode. We're not sure what might be in the cards for our favorite Dunder Mifflin actors, merely at least we have our favorite memories — and quotes — from the bear witness to look back on.

You tin can stream all nine seasons of The Function on Peacock.

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